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It's Goon Time!
01:59
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It’s Eleven o’clock!
And Eleven o’clock!
Is the Gooooon Time!
The Gooooooon Time!
The Goon Will Appear
To Fill You With Fear
Between Commercials
For Lemon and Lime!
The Movies He Shows
Will Remove Your Nose
And Cover Your Goggles
With Slime!
It’s Eleven o’clock!
And Eleven o’clock!
Is the Gooooon Time!
The Gooooooon Time!
Who Knows When the Goon Will Arrive?
Who Knows if Your Friends Will Survive
Just Wait Till the News
Broadcast Their Reviews
And Watch What the Writers Contrive!
A Creature Will Stir
All Covered With Fur
And the Goon Cannot
Conceal his Glee
The Static Will Pulse
The Goon Will Convulse
In a Lair Filled
With Death and Debris
It’s Eleven o’clock!
And Eleven o’clock!
Is the Gooooon Time!
The Gooooooon Time!
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2. |
Never Ask The Mummy
03:11
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I asked the mummy why he was so upset.
He told me that his tomb had a kitchenette.
He stabbed me in the chest with a bayonet.
That question I quickly came to regret.
I asked the mummy where he had hid his gold.
He gave me two new tambourines to hold.
He informed me that I’d die before I got old.
That question came up when I got paroled.
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.
I asked the mummy when the pizza would arrive.
Across the burning sands they had to drive.
I know you know I would not survive.
He took my keys and buried me alive.
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.
The mummy had a pyramid scheme
He laid out to his friends
He’d explain all the beginnings
if you stayed until the ends
If you gave him fourteen hundred
He would give you ten
Then he’d roll up all the parchment
And start all over the again
I asked the mummy how I could pick his brain.
He said I was too late for that migraine.
Easy enough for me to ascertain.
The mummy’s loss was soon to be my gain.
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.
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3. |
Someone Summoned Satan
05:58
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Someone summoned Satan
And it bit us in the ass
Satan bent the ice trays
And shattered all the glass
Satan left the lights on
And concealed all the booze
And hijacked the alarm clocks
And returned them without “snooze.”
Now someone got thinking
Hey now this ain’t fair
So he confronted Satan
Who threw him in the air
That sucker just kept flying
He never hit the ground
While Satan stood there laughing
Oh what an evil sound
Satan peddled vomit
And he lied to both the priests
He reminded me of midnight
When evil is released
We all got together
Told Satan to get lost
We hit him with a hammer
Knocked him through the permafrost
We all made a promise
Through the wide and through the thin
Never depend on Satan
Never let him in.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
Someone summoned Satan.
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That Was The Goon
01:00
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Thank you for digging The Goon
The Goon Digs You
He Digs Your Look
He Digs Your Scene
He Digs Your Grave
So Jump On In
The Goon Likes Sugar
The Goon Likes Spice
The Goon Likes Evil Twins
So Don’t Think Twice
We’ll See You Next Week
For More Of The Goon
We’ll Go To Bed At Three
On Sunday Afternoon
That Was The Goon!
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The Glare’s albums are lush, gorgeous arrangements of folky, sunshine pop.
Their live
performances are powerful and often hilarious examples of acoustic minimalism.
They play Lonely Guy Rock just for you and all your friends.
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