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Never Ask The Mummy

from Creepy Eeepee by The Glare

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lyrics

I asked the mummy why he was so upset.
He told me that his tomb had a kitchenette.
He stabbed me in the chest with a bayonet.
That question I quickly came to regret.

I asked the mummy where he had hid his gold.
He gave me two new tambourines to hold.
He informed me that I’d die before I got old.
That question came up when I got paroled.

Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.

I asked the mummy when the pizza would arrive.
Across the burning sands they had to drive.
I know you know I would not survive.
He took my keys and buried me alive.

Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.

The mummy had a pyramid scheme
He laid out to his friends
He’d explain all the beginnings
if you stayed until the ends
If you gave him fourteen hundred
He would give you ten
Then he’d roll up all the parchment
And start all over the again

I asked the mummy how I could pick his brain.
He said I was too late for that migraine.
Easy enough for me to ascertain.
The mummy’s loss was soon to be my gain.

Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
Never Ask The Mummy
He’s too wrapped up in himself.

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from Creepy Eeepee, released October 24, 2022
Lyrics by Guy Benoit
Music and singing by Kraig Jordan

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Their live performances are powerful and often hilarious examples of acoustic minimalism.
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